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Suddenly the TV screen turned from dark and scary to glaringly bright and cheery as yet another commercial interrupted the movie.
"We should've just gotten a DVD..." Altair groaned. He nuzzled closer to Malik as he muted the TV. For a while they blankly watched the screen. A group of very stylish looking teenagers featured in an ad for CREED sweaters. At the end the brand's motto 'Everything is permitted.' flashed across the screen.
"Guess what..." Malik said, looking away from the TV and at Altair next to him. " 'Everything is permitted' is actually the second half of the last words of the first Hashishin leader: 'Laa shay'a waqi'un moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine.' "
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted...", translated Altair, thoughtfully. "Where do you get all these random facts?"
Malik shrugged.
"You know" Altair said. "I'm wearing a CREED hoodie right now. Does that make me an assassin?"
Malik chuckled quietly. "I doubt it...."
Altair sat up, pulling his hood up and down low over his eyes, attempting to look menacing. "You're sure about that, Malik?" he asked in a low voice and with a sudden lurch he was on top of Malik and pushed the remote threateningly to the other's throat like a dagger.
They looked each other into the eyes for a long moment and then Malik, ignoring the remote, leaned up towards Altair to kiss him. Altair leant into the kiss, deepening it, letting go of the pretend-dagger to snake his hand to the back of Malik's head to pull him closer. Then Altair felt the other pushing up and, moaning slightly into the kiss, let Malik flip them over. Before he knew what had happened he was pushed into the cushions by Malik and a mobile phone was pressed to his neck right under his chin.
Grinning, Malik broke their kiss. "If you were an assassin, you'd be a novice at best."
Last night I was inspired by two brilliant pictures by the equally brilliant :iconallahdammit: to write this very short oneshot.
The idea wouldn't leave my mind and I couldn't really fall asleep before I wrote it down. ..

Here are the links to the pictures who inspired this: [link] and [link]



(Obviously Malik and Altair belong to Ubisoft..... but then, they don't really have much in common with their game counterparts...)
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b02208033 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
So cutttttttttttttttttttttttttttte!!! Awesome work!!
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iStealUrCandy Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwwwwwwwwesommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~ * U * *dies and goes to yaoi heaven*
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh no! Don't die! Although, I'm sure going to yaoi heaven isn't too bad of an afterlife. ^^
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iStealUrCandy Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
nh.. *come back alive* nya~ can i have some cae plz?
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HetaliaBeFanGirlin Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
:iconbravoplz: lol my fav icon cute story
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you.


(That icon is pretty awesome :D)
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HetaliaBeFanGirlin Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
your welcome
but it is not as awesome as THIS :iconaltairdanceplz: :iconaltairplz: yush altair is meh faveourite
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Aniphine Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Professional Writer
Omg, so adorabubble. :aww:
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Buuber Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
AWESOME. O_O
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WoweeOk Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
asdffgreqw
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Tiili97 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Poor Altair, forever a novice.
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, poor guy. He seems to get called a novice a lot in the fandom - so I had to get it in there. xD
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Tiili97 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012
He deserves it.
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Cassielle Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
Adorable :3
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Hedgey Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Student Digital Artist
this is s cute, loved the ending <3
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! Glad you liked it :hug:
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Hedgey Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
You're welcome ^^
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MrsJapan Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011
Funny 8D
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :hug:
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kirozana Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Malik <3 I loved this!
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! :hug:
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Hider-of-the-Hunted Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011
I want a CREED hoodie...
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me too xD

(What I do have though, is an assassin's creed hoodie - with the beaked hood and all :D)
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Hider-of-the-Hunted Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011
:D
OMG HGJSFLISGFSJF?! REALLY?! Where, pray tell, did you get it?
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I made it myself.. I was shocked that none of the sweaters you can buy has the beaked hood - and I really, really wanted one... :D
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Hider-of-the-Hunted Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
I am too. I looked online and couldn't find any.
How exactly did you make it?
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For the basic sweater I used another sweater to get the pattern. For the hood I looked at the normal pattern for hoods and then modified it. That part was mostly trial and error... I used up quite a lot of old bed linen...
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Hider-of-the-Hunted Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
Thank you for telling me!
Now I shall go and attempt this.
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How's it going with your sweater? If you're not finished yet - over Christmas I'll be at my parents, where I should still have the paper pattern lying around somewhere. I could take a picture of it - tell you where you'd have too tweak it a bit to get a better result. And I could take a picture of mine, to show you what the finished sweater will probably look like. =)
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EdenAuditore Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
:iconclappingplz:
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Sakura-no-Hana90 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :hug:
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allahdammit Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconilavplz: it's just PERFECT!
I love it SO much! :iconovariesplz:
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